Sex:

There won't be any.

No matter how often I explain it, I still receive calls from people who are looking for a sexual massage. The confusion comes from a long tradition of prostitutes posing as massage therapists to appear legitimate. Massage is a very old profession, but it's not the oldest profession.

So, in order to avoid embarrassment, let me spell it out:

• I do not offer full release, Tantric massage, full service massage, Taoist massage, happy endings, HJ, lingam massage, yoni massage, or any other sexual service.
• Under no circumstances will I touch your naughty bits. Licensed massage therapists do not massage the genital or anal area. I do offer prostate massage, but that is completely non-sexual and does not involve the genital or anal areas. Prostate massage through the anus is a medical procedure that should be done by a urologist, not a massage therapist.
•  I will not be naked during the massage. I do not offer body-to-body massage. These practices are illegal under Texas law.

Licensed massage therapists normally have high professional standards, but in any field there are always a few bad apples. Sexual misconduct is grounds for revocation of a massage license. If you have been the victim of unethical massage practices, there is a complaint process in place with which you can take formal action. If you have any questions about ethics in massage practice, please review the State of Texas Code of Ethics for the Massage Therapy profession.