To: ***** *******
From: Jim Caddell
Date: Thursday, May 06, 2010
Dear ******,
Here is your May massage newsletter.
Note:
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Your last appointment was Saturday, April 17, 2010. Your next appointment is scheduled for Saturday, May 08, 2010 from 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM at My Office. You are eligible for a $10 discount because you are on a regular appointment schedule.
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I hope to see you soon.
Jim
The Tranquility Times
May Goings On:
May the 4th was
National Star Wars Day. You know, May the 4th be with you?
May the 5th was Cinco de Mayo, but even so, I don’t recommend mayo on your
taco.
Tomorrow, May 7, the first
Friday in May, is No Pants Day.
Getting a massage is a great way to celebrate!
May 8 is World Naked Gardening Day.
If you have that sort of privacy in your garden, why not get your next massage
in your garden before the weather gets too hot? House calls are only another
$30.
May
9th is Mothers Day. You still have a couple of days to get her
something. How about a massage
gift certificate? BTW, did you know I offer prenatal massage?
May 10th is my 35th wedding anniversary.
I’ll never
get through this if there’s something happening every day!
May is Melanoma Awareness
Month. It’s time to stock up on sunblock.
May 30th is Memorial Day. I’ll be out of town the whole
week-end, and I hope you find a good way to spend the long week-end too!
New Summer Supplemental Newsletter:
A NEW special
full-color Summer Supplement is available HERE as a PDF
file.
There are some good articles in this issue:
· Healthy Aging and Your Skin: Trends and Treatments for Baby Boomers
· Lavender: An Essential Oil for Fundamental Health
· The Art of Aromatherapy: Essential Oils Provide Healing and Balance
A
Salute to Moms Everywhere
A few short weeks ago, w
e
were convinced that my 94 year old mother-in-law was knocking at Death’s door.
Agnes was lethargic, narcoleptic, sluggish, and we thought that she had pretty
much decided to pack it all in. But she fooled us all.
Rather than knocking at Death’s door, she rang Death’s doorbell, and then ran off giggling to hide in the bushes. Again. She keeps doing that. It never seems to get old, and Death always falls for it and answers the door. It may be part of her overall strategy: by the time she is really serious about passing on, Death isn’t even going to come downstairs. He’ll just yell out the window, “Ha ha. What? Do you think I’m stupid? You kids get off my lawn!”
To make a long story short, after two weeks in a rehab hospital to get her blood sugar, thyroid, and blood pressure under control, she is back to her feisty old self again. “I’m ready to lick my own weight in wildcats!” she says. I hope she doesn’t try it, because that would cause quite a hairball.
She did have to move from an assisted living facility to another that offered skilled nursing care. Which involved a lot of furniture moving and consolidation, paperwork, etc, etc, the result of which is an extremely abbreviated newsletter this month. We all gots our priorities, right?
Agnes has put up with the increasing indignities and inconveniences of aging with good cheer and grace, never complaining, and never losing her sense of humor. She has been my mother-in-law for 35 years, and I can’t imagine having a better one.
So thanks to ALL the moms in my life: Agnes, my wife Ann, my mom. Where would the human race be without moms? (If Dads had to bear children, let me tell you, everyone would be an only child!)
If you still have not recognized the moms in YOUR life, it’s not too late to get them some massage gift certificates. You can buy them by phone, in person, or online. Everyone loves the gift of touch, and who deserves it more than your various moms?
Click
the button below to purchase.
Mother’s Day Video:
Mother’s
Day Ad – Contains exquisite Renaissance music
played by John Sayles.
And just for grins: National No Pants Day
My Client Loyalty Program: 6 Ways to Save:
And these days, who doesn’t want to save money? Read all about it by clicking here.
Note: the discounts described in this program are currently scheduled to end on December 31 of 2010, although if we are still fighting a recession at that time they might be extended. After June 30, 2010, discounts will only apply to appointments during “office hours:” before 6pm Monday through Friday and before 1pm on Saturday. So please take advantage of these discounts while you can!
Free Stuff!
Here’s a reminder about all the free stuff that’s available with your massage. Just ask for it!
May Coupons:
May’s money-saving coupons
are at Coupons.TranquilityTime.com.
· Mother’s Day Discount: $10 off for new moms, with babies from 2nd trimester to 12 months.
· Senior Discount, because seniors deserve a break too. $10 off with ID.
· Up to $20 off for your donation to the North Texas Food Bank. $1 discount for each $1 donated, up to $20 total. This discount has been extended to include donations to the American Red Cross.
· $10 off for new clients. (But none of you are new clients, so you get $10 off if a new client drops your name. Tell ‘em to say “Kathy sent me!” and I’ll make a note in your file. That’s all part of the client loyalty program.)
Note: most coupons have
restrictions. See the conditions printed in red at the bottom for specific
information.
Thanks!
Thanks for being a loyal client and continuing to subscribe to the newsletter.
Best wishes,
Jim
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