To: **************
From: Jim Caddell
Date: Thursday, April 01, 2010
Dear *****,
Here is your April massage newsletter.
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Your last appointment was Thursday, April 01, 2010. It is time to make your next appointment.
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I hope to see you soon.
Jim
The Tranquility Times
It’s April Fools Day
and ONE of the articles in this newsletter is bogus.
Evening appointment
times are becoming scarce. Be sure to schedule your massage well in advance.
My “Hand to Mouth” food
drive is still going on. I’m offering up to $20 off your massage
with your donation receipt, just like the Red Cross offer above. Click here to
donate.
April is full of fun
holidays and observances, and no foolin’!
April is National
Child Abuse Prevention Month
April is Stress Awareness Month, so
call me when you become aware of it.
And I guess it goes
without saying that April is
National Humor Month! If you like lowbrow humor, it’s also National
Frog Month.
Happy Easter and
Passover! And Income Tax Day.
April also includes such joyeous
occasions as National
Read a Road
Map Day, No
Housework Day, Pigs-in-a-Blanket
Day, Hug
a Friend Day,
National Pretzel
Day, National Telephone
Day, and Zipper
Day.
April celebrity
birthdays: Leonardo da Vinci, Daffy Duck, Doris Day, Booker T. Washington, Mary
Pickford, Hugh Hefner, Tiny Tim, and Adolf Hitler.
A special full-color Spring
Supplement is still available HERE as a PDF
file.
There are some good articles in this issue:
Body Image:
Learning to Love Who We Are
New clients are often self-conscious about their bodies. My regular clients know that my table is a safe, non-judgmental place to relax.
Massage
Ambiance is Key: Is the Scene Conducive to Your Relaxation?
The squeaky wheel gets the oil. Let me know if something is annoying you or making you uncomfortable. I’ll fix it if I can.
Hibernating is
for the Bears: Plan to Stay Fit This Winter
This last bit of cold weather won’t last much longer here in Texas. Here’s what you can do in the meantime.
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Now, for the first time, Reiki distance healing is offered through the Internet. Any time of the day or night, 24x7, you can be healed. The wonderful thing about Reiki energy is that it goes where it is needed. You can receive this healing energy right where you are, seated comfortably in front of your computer.
To receive a Reiki healing session, you need do nothing more than press the button below. One session is only $30, and you will need a total of only four sessions to receive the benefit of this ancient Japanese art.
I'm a skeptic. To the consternation of my peers, I doubt the
existence of Ki and the effectiveness of energy work, and I prefer the comfort
of good old solid flesh-and-bones work that can be measured scientifically. I
tell my students that "extraordinary claims require extraordinary
proof." Even then, every once in a while, when I think I am on solid
ground, I still wonder, "has anyone ever bothered to test this idea, or is
it just an assumption?"
You've probably heard other massage therapists talk about how massage can help
you flush "toxins" and metabolic wastes from your muscles,
particularly lactic acid. As it turns out, that's an easy enough supposition to
test. Researchers at Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario did just that.
Researchers EV Wiltshire, Veronica Poitras, Melissa Pak, Terence Hong, Jay
Rayner, and Michael E Tschakovsky published a paper
in Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise
on December 9, 2009, explaining their findings.
The purpose of the study was to test the hypothesis that massage aids muscle
recovery from exercise by increasing muscle blood flow to improve lactic acid
removal. It was a narrow, well defined question that could easily be tested.
When you grip something, the bulk of the work is performed by muscles in the
palm side of your forearm, not in the fingers. The researches had 12 subjects
perform two minutes of strenuous isometric handgrip exercise at 40% of maximal
voluntary contraction (MVC) to elevate the level of lactic acid in the forearm.
They measured forearm blood flow and lactic acid concentrations in the deep
forearm veins every minute for 10 minutes under three conditions:
Passive (resting)
Active (rhythmic exercise at 10% of MVC)
and Massage (effleurage and petrissage, which are best described
as stroking and kneading)
The results? Massage significantly “impairs lactic acid and
hydrogen ion removal from muscle following strenuous exercise by mechanically
impeding blood flow.”
So in this narrow case, petrissage actually hinders the
removal of fatigue toxins. Massage therapists would not normally use
these techniques in post-event sports massage because it has been demonstrated
that they do not improve recovery and generally lead to soreness. This study
helps to explain why that is true.
When properly applied, massage is good for stress relief, sports injuries, comfort, relieving soreness, improving range of motion, and it just plain feels good. However, when a massage therapist blithely tells you that massage "helps to remove toxins," (and they are usually talking about petrissage), they have fallen into the factoid trap.
The America Heritage Dictionary defines a factoid as "A piece of unverified or inaccurate information that is presented in the press as factual, often as part of a publicity effort, and that is then accepted as true because of frequent repetition." The study suggests that massage does not assist the body in removing toxins, although it seems like a perfectly reasonable assumption.
Toxins are produced by living organisms, sometimes as waste, but
often for predation or defense. Snakes and spiders, for example, use venom for
predation, while bees and ants use it for defense. However, the word
"toxin" has come to have other meanings in common usage. Detox
centers for alcohol or drug abuse patients to safely suffer withdrawal sympoms
as their bodies naturally rid themselves of "toxins." Any poison
might be called a "toxic substance," whether of biological origin or
not. However, in the complimentary and alternative medicine (CAM) world, a
toxin can mean pretty much anything, from pesticides to high-fructose corn syrup
to MSG.
It is this sloppy language that allows confusion, and sometimes abuse of the word. If a massage therapist, chiropractor, acupuncturist, or other CAM provider suggests a "detoxification" regime as a remedy for all sorts of ailments, then it's time to head for the door. Detox treatments are nothing more than marketing scams.
The ionic
foot bath is a laughably
popular example. You stick your feet in the salty water, turn it on, and as
you soak the water turns into a nasty brown sludge. It turns out that if you
don't put your feet in, the water turns brown anyway. A chiropractor,
who should have known
better, once tried to sell me this as part of a treatment.
Kinoki
foot pads are a similar scam. You stick them on your feet before bed and
they turn black overnight, "proving" that they suck the toxins out of
your body while you sleep. You've probably seen the ads. Ridiculous nonsense?
Yes, but many are taken in, even though they can be easily debunked in your
kitchen. If you moisten them, they
will darken even without coming in contact with your body perspiration.
Ear candling
is another scam, and much to my embarrasment, many massage therapists offer ear
candling to their clients. You stick one in your ear, light it, and let it burn
down to within a few inches of your skin. They are supposed to suck out earwax
and other various toxins, and the proponents "prove" this by cutting
open the base of the hollow candle to show the nasty looking gunk that
supposedly came out of the client's ear. The FDA flatly states that they
don't work, have no medical value, don't even create a vacuum, and are dangerous
to use. You can easily prove that by burning 0ne without placing
it in an ear. Smoke pours out the bottom, demonstrating that there is no
suction, and when you cut it open it still contains the same vile-looking
debris.
Another holistic treatment that is often offered along with
massage therapy is colonic
irrigation, or colon cleaning. It's basically a power enema, and it is
supposed to remove putrified feces and vague unspecified "toxins"
from the large intestine. There is no scientific evidence that either of those
things exist in the colon, or that colon irrigation has any therepeutic value.
If you have ever had a colonoscopy and seen the photos of your insides, you'll
know that the colon is clean as a whistle after being emptied conventionally.
But more to the point, colon irrigation is dangerous: illnesses and deaths have
been reported as a result of contaminated equipment, electrolyte imbalance, or
perforation of intestinal walls. The machines used for colon therapy are
illegal unless used during conventional medical treatment.
Bottom line: just go to the bathroom, like regular folks.
So how do you know what is a scam and what is not? There are some simple clues. It is a scam if:
It is a breakthrough that goes far beyond
current scientific thinking
Modern science is
just catching up to what they have been teaching for years
It taps an ancient source of wisdom
It cures whatever ails you
It curse cancer (ALWAYS a scam)
It promises weight loss, longer life,
fewer wrinkles, better sex, or any cure for aging
If the "discovery" goes
directly to the press and to sales ads without being written up in a
peer-reviewed scientific journal
The idea that massage flushes toxins from muscles is not a scam, but neither is it accurate. It's a widely held belief, without evidence to back it up, presented in most cases in all sincerity. The problem comes when therapists confuse metabolic toxins from muscle fatigue with environmental or other unspecified toxins, and promote massage as a "detox" technique. And that is a problem easily cured with intellectual curiosity, a thirst for the truth, a sense of personal responsibility, and an open mind coupled with a healthy dose of skepticism.
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You can read the abstract on PubMed.gov here:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19997015
You can read the response from the Canadian Sports Massage Association here:

//www.csmta.ca/documents/Response_to_Queens_Study_2009.pdf
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Note: the discounts described in this program are currently scheduled to end on December 31 of 2010, although if we are still fighting a recession at that time they might be extended. After June 30, 2010, discounts will only apply to appointments during “office hours:” before 6pm Monday through Friday and before 1pm on Saturday. So please take advantage of these discounts while you can!
Here’s a reminder about all the free stuff that’s available with your massage. Just ask for it!
April Coupons:
March’s money-saving
coupons are at Coupons.TranquilityTime.com.
New this month:
· Mother’s Day Discount: $10 off for new moms, with babies from 2nd trimester to 12 months.
· Senior Discount, because seniors deserve a break too. $10 off with ID.
And back by popular
demand:
· Up to $20 off for your donation to the North Texas Food Bank. $1 discount for each $1 donated, up to $20 total. This discount has been extended to include donations to the American Red Cross.
· $10 off for new clients. (But none of you are new clients, so you get $10 off if a new client drops your name. Tell ‘em to say “Phillip sent me!” and I’ll make a note in your file. That’s all part of the client loyalty program.)
Note: most coupons
have restrictions. See the conditions printed in red at the bottom for specific
information.
Thanks for being a loyal client and continuing to subscribe to the newsletter.
If you haven’t already figured it out, the article about Reiki distance healing through the Internet was a joke, although it does seem like a good way to make fast money.
Reiki is a real technique, and proponents of the technique claim to be able to heal from a distance, though I think it’s all bogus. The National Council Against Health Fraud suggests that any clinical effect of Reiki may be due to suggestion (the placebo effect), and Reiki has been labeled as a "feel-good" therapy, where recipients themselves do not expect any significant healing effects.
Please don't waste your money on this sort of nonsense. See QuackWatch.com for more information on Reiki and other questionable therapies.
Best wishes,
Jim
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